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Zerotwosimp

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About Zerotwosimp (Alt of Ilovehentaix)

Horse masturbation techniques aren't the same kinds of techniques as, say, just a guy jerking off or receiving a blowjob. They have very specific stimulation requirements. Generally speaking, it's not possible for people to stimulate a horse in the correct manner. In the videos you've seen of women "giving a horse a blowjob" the horses aren't being fully stimulated properly. Their cock heads aren't flaring, and, in most cases, their cocks are kind of malleable and can be moved around and stuff. This is because the stimulation requirements for getting their cocks out of their sheaths is vastly less than actual ejaculation. In all of those videos, those people are just playing with flaccid horse dick more or less. The "cum" you see in those videos is usually a watered down yogurt that is put in their mouths in a camera transition and held there until they spit it out. In order to use those in most cases though, the horse has to be willing to "mount" the device, and begin the bucking and humping on their own. This is usually achieved by spreading estrus pheromones around, gaining the horse's attention, and having them mount a sawhorse or fence or something where the positioning makes them believe that they are actually on top of a Mare. Then at that point they are attempting to shove their, very erect, cocks into a Mare's vagina, but there is no Mare present. If the person with the artificial vagina isn't fast enough to get it around the horse's cock, after about 15-30 seconds of attempted mounting the horse will try to give up and reevaluate the situation. When a mount is successful though, actual copulation only lasts about 15 seconds, and is VERY intense, thusly why the bucking and humping is a key component for their ejaculation.

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Under by 7:23.753

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Apr 27 2024 14:31 UTC
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