Hastys

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(US) Zul'jin

Dwarf Restoration Shaman

if i ever see another smbg it will be too soon

df s1 mdi last stand 5th place champion

13 0:12 Overlord
16 0:48 Hatchery
18 1:10 Extractor
17 1:14 Spawning Pool
20 1:53 Overlord
20 2:01 Queen x2
20 2:02 Zergling x4
32 2:43 Overlord
32 2:48 Lair
36 3:06 Overlord
42 3:14 Extractor x2
42 3:16 Spore Crawler
42 3:18 Roach Warren
38 3:26 Spore Crawler
47 3:54 Overlord
48 3:55 Hatchery
48 4:00 Glial Reconstitution
47 4:15 Roach x7
59 4:21 Roach
59 4:22 Overseer
63 4:46 Roach x2

you live in the ontic dungeon cage

depletion is your telos

"i'm a keyer!" you scream, as the horizon of your dungeon cage world muddles and decays into cacophony; a cacophony of bald teammates (timbermawh) and malding group members, shorn to pug and erode in lfg

as you gaze across the deserted group finder, a vision of scraps of io manifest in the form of a listing with one member - "Created: 25 min ago"

as i dive into the queue, i sing the prophecy, proclaiming the impossible, the inevitable: i will bust the dungeon cage open and defeat the ontic jailers, my own mental

ere, now, and nevermore, keyholder, keystoner, keyholer

consuming enormous quantities of copium - forever doomed to poor choler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXeTXtwwLJQ <-- BANGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG5L-1pI8bI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzAHxy_5LM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDebnmfKXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rycnoRI8KC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXSrkhMv-uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSnFTIIf6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0dHLKxPYg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r3B7yz6J68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ydvPqrNEg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1wieNvEvuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnuQE8S5TCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUCxMOtVbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz2MdhDbEYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjeBNv6ip0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxfAYYo7NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXDFv2nJcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr4YMIbSyBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbnaFW9jJMI

https://uploads.hasty.cc/files/xjmvPdGz.wav (very loud)