Parsegodx

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(US) Undermine

Pandaren Windwalker Monk

Parsegodx: Made with DPS, RNG, and a Dash of Salt

In the ancient labs of Blizzard Entertainment, three sacred ingredients were mixed together: High Parses, Flawless Rotations, and Rage from a Single Missed Crit. But Professor Metaclass accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction—Essence of Tryhard.

💥 Thus, Parsegodx was born! 💥

Blessed with the power of the parse, the speed of a speedrunner, and the sass of someone who’s never been out-DPS’d, Parsegodx fights to bring justice to low-performing teammates and to eradicate gray logs from the raid logs of Azeroth.

With a raid frame full of weak auras, a macro for every situation, and the unwavering belief that "mechanics are for healers," Parsegodx brings the perfect mix of chaos and clutch.

He's not just a god of parses—he's the whole damn pantheon.

Catch him yelling:

“IT’S NOT PAD DAMAGE IF THEY’RE ALIVE, KAREN!”