Templar

Divinehorns

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(US) Illidan

Tauren Retribution Paladin

Templar

DivineHorns, the Holy Legend of Mulgore In the vast plains of Mulgore, a Tauren was born with an unusual blessing: horns so majestic they seemed to glow with the Light itself. From a young age, DivineHorns stood out from the herd—not because of his size, but because he refused to graze like a normal Tauren. No, he preferred to meditate under waterfalls, recite holy prayers… and occasionally trip over his own hooves.

When he announced to his tribe that he wanted to become a Paladin, the elders nearly choked on their kodo milk. “A Tauren Paladin?! That’s blasphemy!” one old shaman bellowed, spitting out his cactus tea. But DivineHorns was undeterred. With his massive warhammer and a shield so big it doubled as a sunshade, he set out on a quest for justice and sacred bovine glory.

On the battlefield, DivineHorns is a sight to behold. When he charges, enemies have only two options—run for their lives or get skewered like kebabs. But despite his divine strength, our hero has one slight problem: his golden armor shines so brightly in the sun that he often becomes a moving target for archers and goblin treasure hunters.

His greatest achievement? Convincing a group of Dwarf Paladins that a Tauren could be just as holy as them… by buying them several rounds of ale. Since that day, he has been known as “The Holy Cow,” a living legend who strikes fear into the forces of evil—and all-you-can-eat buffets.

And so, DivineHorns continues his journey, hooves heavy but heart light, ready to purge Azeroth of darkness with his faith… and his divine headbutts.