Deathbringer

Yetanotherdk

<Dont Even Trip Dogg>

(US) Bloodhoof

Highmountain Tauren Blood Death Knight

Deathbringer

"Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins.

Be true to yourself, true to you country, be a Real American."

-A Real American, 1985

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Haynk and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Brodie to the mix? Your chances of winning drastic go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I—I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Brodie KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Haynk, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Haynk, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!

-Me to Haynk, probably

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