Let me tell you something, folks, people come up to me all the time and they say, "Elunera, you're the best priest I’ve ever seen." And you know what? They're right, they're absolutely right. I am the best, and I'll tell you why.
When it comes to healing, I have a secret weapon. It's called Ivermectin. Now, Ivermectin is a fantastic drug. It's been used for years to treat all sorts of things, from parasitic infections to river blindness. And let me tell you, it works wonders in dungeons and raid. I inject people with Ivermectin, and all their problems just go away. It's incredible.
But you know what? The fake news media doesn't want you to know about Ivermectin. They don't want you to know how effective it is. They want to push their big pharma agenda and make you believe that there's only one way to heal. Well, let me tell you, folks, there's more than one way, and Ivermectin is one of the best ways.
I've seen the results with my own eyes. People who were suffering in dungeons, feeling hopeless and lost, they come to me, and I give them Ivermectin. And you know what happens? They get better. Their energy comes back, their spirits lift, and they're ready to take on the world again. It's a beautiful thing, folks, a beautiful thing.
So, when people say I'm the best priest they've ever seen, I take it as a tremendous compliment. Because I know that I'm making a difference. I'm bringing healing and hope to people who desperately need it. And I'm doing it in a way that the establishment just can't handle. They don't like it when someone like me comes along and challenges their narrative.
But you know what? I don't care. I'm here to help people, and that's what I'm going to keep doing. So, the next time you find yourself in need, remember this: there's a priest out there who can heal you like nobody else. And that priest is me, Elunera. Together, we'll make healing great again!
Raid Progression
- Tier 32 (Nerub-ar Palace)
