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Under the blessed light of El/Jehova, the star of our solar system, were our guild's twin founders born amidst the surprisingly lush and estranged jungles of Afghanistan. Somehow years apart and of different races, the founders were originally enslaved by Kurdish coffee growers, and forced fed the foul yet sweet coffee fruit to then produce the feculant stones which were dried, roasted and ground as a product for esteemed bourgeois elite. (Among which are rumored Elon Musk, Pat Sajak, that other guy from the wheel of fortune show or was that also Pat Sajak, Tim Allen, and Sabrina Carpenter) Their talents not unnoticed, our founders were kidnapped and spirited away to many exotic destinations before cultivating a life centered around the world as we know it, of warcraft. <rollfaceonkeyboadrandwin> is a guild unlike any other, boasting it's own host location within a seven story mansion plated with gold tipped fencing and a courtyard 100 acres in total. We have goats, chronically drunk pigs, technically legal exotic flora, and an orchid garden that blooms only once every 300 years. The mansion boasts a grand foyer carved entirely out of natural marble and the staircase has cemented foot imprints of every famous horde leader to have perished before they realized their full potential. Yes, it is a very huge stair case. Architecturally aside, <rollfaceonkeyboardandwin> is a conglomerate of human manifestations of various personality disorders as defined by the DSM Edition 5. You must have at minimum, a speech impediment, a substance use disorder, or a long, traumatic, but yet boring history that doesn't really seem to stand up to the general malaise the world seems to be going through these days... to uh... where was I... even consider applying. Are you still reading this? If somehow this wall of text didn't arouse bile in the back of your throat, we are looking for more mildly tolerant insanity to add to our roster. Raid Times are Fridays/Saturdays 7 PST to 10 PST. Our goals are generally AOTC within 3-4 weeks and Mythic Raid progression as far as we can unless there's ever another Priscilla Ashvane. No thanks. Contact Veni-Shandris or Demiurgos-Shandris if you have further questions. Have a nice day or whatever it is people say at the end of these things. 마지막 업데이트 1 주 전 |
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Under the blessed light of El/Jehova, the star of our solar system, were our guild's twin founders born amidst the surprisingly lush and estranged jungles of Afghanistan. Somehow years apart and of different races, the founders were originally enslaved by Kurdish coffee growers, and forced fed the foul yet sweet coffee fruit to then produce the feculant stones which were dried, roasted and ground as a product for esteemed bourgeois elite. (Among which are rumored Elon Musk, Pat Sajak, that other guy from the wheel of fortune show or was that also Pat Sajak, Tim Allen, and Sabrina Carpenter) Their talents not unnoticed, our founders were kidnapped and spirited away to many exotic destinations before cultivating a life centered around the world as we know it, of warcraft. <rollfaceonkeyboadrandwin> is a guild unlike any other, boasting it's own host location within a seven story mansion plated with gold tipped fencing and a courtyard 100 acres in total. We have goats, chronically drunk pigs, technically legal exotic flora, and an orchid garden that blooms only once every 300 years. The mansion boasts a grand foyer carved entirely out of natural marble and the staircase has cemented foot imprints of every famous horde leader to have perished before they realized their full potential. Yes, it is a very huge stair case. Architecturally aside, <rollfaceonkeyboardandwin> is a conglomerate of human manifestations of various personality disorders as defined by the DSM Edition 5. You must have at minimum, a speech impediment, a substance use disorder, or a long, traumatic, but yet boring history that doesn't really seem to stand up to the general malaise the world seems to be going through these days... to uh... where was I... even consider applying. Are you still reading this? If somehow this wall of text didn't arouse bile in the back of your throat, we are looking for more mildly tolerant insanity to add to our roster. Raid Times are Fridays/Saturdays 7 PST to 10 PST. Our goals are generally AOTC within 3-4 weeks and Mythic Raid progression as far as we can unless there's ever another Priscilla Ashvane. No thanks. Contact Veni-Shandris or Demiurgos-Shandris if you have further questions. Have a nice day or whatever it is people say at the end of these things. 마지막 업데이트 1 주 전 |
