Problematic

(우리를) Hyjal

7/8 Heroic Vault of the Incarnates

The Small Lie:

Problematic is a guild, community and halfway house made up of recently released guests of the state and returning heroic and mythic raiders.

We are now in Dragon flight and will be raiding, mythic +, and we will still be mercilessly "chirping" at each other in Discord.

During Dragon Flight we will be an AOTC focused raid guild (Heroic) and will move into Mythic if we have the raid size to do so until the next raid tier comes out.

Raid Times: Wednesday and Thursday 7pm to 9pm PST

Recruiting: Ranged: Boomkin, Mage, Elemental Shaman, Warlock, Hunter

Contact: Wedgezilla#1953 (Battle Net) or Crunx#2635 (Discord)

The Big Lie:

I'll spare you the guild start up story where everyone in the guild dated the same girl back in High School and now we are all best friends that hang out and play WoW together.

Instead, I'll tell you how to apply and get invited to the guild.

Step 1: Review your warcraft logs and determine if you are slightly above average (or HIGHER!).

Step 2: Contact the GM aka. El Jefe (Battle Net: Wedgezilla#1953) or (Discord: Crunx#2635).

Step 3: Listen to him ramble on about raid logs, cats, spirit cooking, and guild culture.

Step 4: Lie to him about how awesome your parses are, how you execute mechanics flawlessly, and your sunny disposition after a full night of raid wiping (but seriously, no one wants a pain in the ass in the raid after we wipe a few times to a boss).

Step 5: If you hit all those high points and can chew with your mouth shut and mic turned off, you'll probably be invited.

Step 6: Leave your current cesspool guild and join us.

Disclaimer: We have an incredibly short raid time that has little room for shenanigans and tomfoolery. We are wheels up right at 7:00pm sharp. Come prepared to raid with all your stuff, because we are not some hippy commune handing out raid supplies and banging on Tambourines waiting around for people.