Limited spots open for Shadowlands! (no "iM cOmInG BaCk tO wOw, pLayIng sInCe bEta" type of stories)
Find us on:
++N'Zoth World 69++ https://youtu.be/FnLXiInLnbE
++Queen Azshara++ https://youtu.be/VK1JX3Spq7M
++Karaoke Raid++ youtu.be/Rnq95LEVR30
more kill videos on
What we did in Legion:
Started Legion as a "yo lets raid heroic a bit and go play Overwatch when we get bored guild" We were 4 friends in total… The Whole guild got created of /2 Trade chat and we went from realm rank 50 trash guild nobody wants to join to World top 100 guild everyone and their moms now want to join.
The most Retarded Guild on Sylvanas since 2009
Raid - Schedule:
18-22h (might go to 22:30 if close to kill etc)
Only pussies raid 2x a week
Please feel free to apply even if your class is currently listed as ‘Closed’. We will always consider exceptional applications and can also hold your application for future consideration when a vacancy arises.(we kicked somebody cause he went mental or his cat died..seriously this happened)
Wanna know more? keep reading then
Who the f*** is Honolulu?
- We are a guild that was created from leftovers(people who didn't get a raiding spot) in a top10 Sylvanas guild back in Cata.
It took us(so called "3rd Squad") 2,5 weeks to overtake the main squad in progress, after which we got kicked cause we didn't want to mix with them.
The name was created by writing "random retarded name" on google (dunno why Honolulu popped out) > The guild was afk after Cata all the way till Legion
What makes us so different?
This is very hard to explain, seriously its hard to explain… We are just a bunch of idiots with no limits, and very awkward taste in Humour.. We act like a family, and have are own insider meme language.
Some of the Guild features
++Hands down the best kill videos in WoW++
We Record most of our progress, or random mythic+ runs, or just a late night Discord talk > u can check our youtube channel to understand what i mean
Proud to say that we had our first Guild meeting in Vienna during Blizzcon!
Karaoke, Jogurac mom raid, Discord raids and many other smaller events that happen very randomly and frequently in this guild
Our Discord server is somewhat legendary! Trials/Cores get access to
"Secret Channels" where all the fun is! You will never again be bored at work/school/moms basement when u become a part of the Honolulu fam.
What are the requirements to join us?
Overall the most important thing is that you fit in. Like i said, this guild is very different from every guild you have ever raided with (100% guaranteed)
Be a chill, open minded person, that can have loads of fun, and be serious when necessary(mythic bosses wont just drop dead)
You have to understand that with all the fun, and f**k the rules attitude… we still manage to compete on a high lvl ( be among top100 guilds in the World most of the time) so we expect you to have a certain skill level!
Take your chances, and give it a try with …"No Ragrets" style