Aesthetic Wipes

(EU) Silvermoon

25/11/16 - 23/03/18 <- stopped raiding/tried to close the guild but made a comeback for BFA, however it didn't work out as hoped and we had to rebuild mid Uldir and change a lot of people. Now with a stable roster we are constantly looking for anyone who can make us better.

Recruitment
++LF everything and everyone for COS, being able to play more than one role (or all dps specs) pref. We are willing to take anyone with low xp as long as you want to learn/play a lot or you have a lot of xp from other tiers.++

++PS: Accepting socials and whoever wants to push (deplete) M+ and hang around on discord. And x-realm trials when it's open.++

Trial period will last forever and we will take you to all the bosses we have on farm - we have nothing, ever, on farm - during this period.

Raid Days:
Wednesday 20:30-23:30
Thursday and Sunday 20:15-23:15

Additionally we will have alt/social raids on weekends and off days, but they will always remain optional.

contact our officers for a chat or questions:
bnet: Yizara#1242 // discord: Taquin#8779
bnet: Wikiwakkywoo#2744 // discord: Wikiwakkywoo#3097
bnet: Manga#2712 //discord: Skadi#5729

only if you want to be called dogshit:
bnet: loko#2576 /// discord: lqkq#9984
bnet: goverud#2515

APPLY
https://goo.gl/forms/2mZ1pCPGAh1TApZ93 <- fill this shit
(if we don't reply in a few days we aren't interested
if you think that we just missed your app then add us on bnet)

Requirements:

• over 18, most of the guild is around 20-30yo
• not easily offended AKA we are toxic af
• sense of humor is always welcome
• know your shit: simc and reading logs is a must
• mic and stable connection
• know how to behave during raids: no autistic screeching or baby rage pls
• BE SOCIAL OUTSIDE RAIDS: we want to raid with friends and in order to make friends you need to play this garbage game and enjoy amazing content like islands expeditions and WQs :)))) (just be active on discord and push M+ with guildies if u enjoy that)

What can we offer you:

• drama(almost) every day, it tuned down a bit but we try our best to bring it back
• bully asshole RL that wants to get carried
• bad memes
• weeb shit
• furry shit (worgen rework fucking when?)
• retard proof strats (check our maiden kill)
• retard proof weak auras
• retards
• incompetent officer team
• rigged LC (rigged PL for BFA I guess?)
• fully depleted sleep schedule
• sad and unenthusiastic calls from Wiki
• Incel+Weed+Weeb+Clown Gangs
• achievement runs
  https://i.imgur.com/hr485Hu.jpg
• 3AM saturday raids with Mouse RL
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlHkqGUfUM
• almost disbanding every time we get stuck
• collective hanging
• sometimes we also play other better (any) games outside WoW
  https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafGeniusKimchiSuperVinlin
  feel free to join our full tilt CS squad, recruiting open to sub Mouse
• And a community outside raids with a discord full of nerds posting unfunny stuff and depleting keys.

meme videos
(check prev tiers for normal kill videos)

TOS
Sisters and Host progression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dngylm0GoSs
1st video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7gzFxFotc
maiden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRQQ-7eAZg
Antorus
collo destroying heal absorbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpoYEk9xW0
eonar retard proof strats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGK_H4BPzE
memes before kills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8H4RezlV0
clean rekills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8jxjqAOhfw
get combo'd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Epusx54gQ
sneaky portal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj9ov1mJ5bs

example of what we do during progression
https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveWoW/comments/ag0zv9/scuffed_ghuun_guide_should_help_with_ce_this_last/