Master of Harmony

Monkquer

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(EU) Silvermoon

Nain Maître brasseur Moine

Master of Harmony

The following are the brew tenets, recite them every day, if you choose to play this tank

• Playing brew is high risk, low reward.
• Brew can do everything any meta tank can. But worse, way worse.
• Stagger is an amazing and unique mechanic. It’s so strong, that no brewmaster can explain how it works.
• When class tuning happens, brew effectively dodges it. Mastery, my dudes.
• Every great tank in WoW stacks a lot of haste. As for brew, well…
• Celestial Fortune has a hidden interaction equal to your crit chance, you may randomly die to an auto-attack.
• Doing your rotation perfectly makes you the top dps tank in M+, but only training dummies know that.
• This is how secondaries work for brew:
• Crit=a lower chance to get healed
• Vers=at least you can say “I have 25% vers” when you die
• Mastery=a chance to get hit by the hardest auto attack in the pack
• Haste=secretly the strongest secondary stat, don’t tell anyone
• All absorbs are way stronger on brew, than on any other tank! Absorb your tears as you look through top tank rio page.
• Member when ring of piece was an amazing and strong bit of utility? Yeah, me neither.
• Some say, that brewmaster requires a lot of healer attention. Actually, you don’t need to heal brew, just don’t invite em.
• At least I have kegs full of beer, I’ll never trade them for survivability or self sufficiency.