Evrimorr

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(UNS) Mal'Ganis

Nachtgeborener Blut Todesritter

Evrimorr was a noble knight of Suramar who died eating a sandwich that was a little bigger than she thought. The meat was really dry and got caught in her throat until she asphyxiated. She was then risen by the Lich King as a Death Knight but was simply too simple minded and good to be dominated.

She went on to save the world with her friends from a giant squid alien god, a scary satyr vampire, a big bald guy who liked to show off his nipples, those last three but again somehow, a dragon who really liked yelling, a scaly with daddy issues, a fiery dragon with an inferiority complex, those last three but again somehow again somehow, a hot spider lady with a huge butt, and a goblin who was just asking for it.