Frostfire

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(EU) Argent Dawn

Leerenelf Frost Magier

Frostfire

Ladies and gentlemen, Azerothians, proud Frost Mages of this great land, we are here today, on this incredible, historic day—Liberation Day, March 25th, 2025—to talk about something very important. Something the elites, the big-shot fire mages, the corrupt arcane spec runners don’t want you to talk about. And that, my friends, is how they are tariffing us. Yes, they are tariffing us. They are trying to make our glacial spikes, our ice lances, our blizzards, our frost orbs weak. And we are not going to let that happen!

Look, folks, we have a problem. A big, big problem. Warlocks, Arcane Mages, Beast Mastery Hunters, and the absolute worst of them—Fire Mages—are taking advantage of us. They impose their tariffs, their unfair advantages, and they weaken the great, beautiful power of the Frost Mage. It’s disgusting, folks. Absolutely disgusting.

The Warlocks, these tanky demon-lovers. You know them, I know them—Demonic Gateways, Demonic Circles. What are they? A weaker version of our portals, our blinks, our shimmers. Let me tell you something: these are OUR spells. These belong to the Frost Mages. We don’t need cheap, knock-off mobility spells ruining our great Azerothian Mage traditions. So, we’re going to impose tariffs, and those tariffs are going to be big. No more demonic circles. They’re gone. Warlocks can walk in order to avoid mechanics like everyone else. It's only fair.

Beast Mastery Hunters, folks, these guys, they are moving way too much. Way too much! It’s not fair. It’s not fair that they can run around while we, the proud and noble Frost Mages, have to stand still and cast. No. No, folks, we’re fixing that. Cobra Shot? Cast time. Barbed Shot? Cast time. Their Wrath cooldown? Cast time. And here’s the best part—Frostbolt and Blizzard? Instant casts. It’s only fair. They got to move for too long. We’ve had enough.

Shadow Priests—nobody even knows where they are, folks. It’s sad. It’s a little bit sad. But let me tell you something, they have this thing, Power Infusion. Huge tariff. Huge. It should have been ours. We should have had it from day one. So now? It’s ours. That’s right, folks - Priests can’t use it on anyone else. It goes directly to Frost Mages. Because let’s face it, we deserve it. We are the best, the strongest, the most powerful.

And then, folks, we have the Evokers. Oh, the Evokers. These guys walk in with their big, strong, empowered spells. Their abilities charge up, they unleash devastation, and their mastery? It deals increased damage the healthier the target is. That’s an advantage, folks. A massive advantage over Frost Mages. And it’s not fair. It’s not right. So we are tariffing them too. That mastery? It’s ours now. Their empowered spells? They should be Frost spells. We should be the ones getting stronger against healthy targets. That’s how it should be. That’s how it will be.

Arcane Mages? Look, they are small. They are little. Not a huge problem, but still, folks, still a problem. And what do they do? Single target damage. Big, big single target damage. It’s unfair. Why do they get to have fun? So, you know what? We are tariffing that too. Arcane Mages? Your single target damage? It now funnels straight to Frost Mages. It’s only fair. We deserve it.

And now, folks, let’s talk about the worst. The absolute worst. Fire Mages. These guys are out of control. They steal our spots. They deal too much damage. They don’t do mechanics. They are selfish. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. And they are making EVERYONE care about Combustion. Well, guess what, folks? No more. Combustion? It’s gone. We are reworking it. And now? Now it’s the Ice Elemental. That’s right. Fire Mages? Stuck without anything. It’s only fair. We need to think about Azerothian Frost Mages first. No more of this Great Dragonflight Depression where Fire Mages dominated Mythic+. No more.

And now, folks, the big announcement. The huge announcement. I know a lot of people are talking, and they’re saying, ‘Frost Mages, you’ve had your time, you can’t run again.’ But let me tell you something, folks. There are ways. There are things we can do. The Great Titans and Keepers —Blizzard Entertainment—they will see to it happening. And let me tell you this: Frost Mages will run for a third season. We will make Azeroth great again. We will make Frost Mages powerful again. And, most importantly, we will win. We will win so much, folks, you’re going to get tired of winning.

Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen! Thank you, and Titans bless Azeroth.