Spellslinger

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(US) Thrall

Orc Arcane Mage

Spellslinger

My name? Oh, lemme tell you my name. Uhh... I'm confused, because uh y'know like, we're supposed to believe in the ministry, right? So, is uh-is uh the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused because I never went to school. Right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand.

You see, when you go like that crosses fingers you have a cross, two sticks. Right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this holds up crossed fingers by not smiling at me.

In Toronto, hey-hi guys, you know me Steve Spirros, easygoing? Those who know me, I'm a nobody. Ya understand? And you can't kill a person with NO body. So, why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogeyman. Who's the boogeyman? You figure it out! I'm gettin' outta here. I'm goin' back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I'm going to wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their t**s, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird.

Uh, I'm from Humberside. I'm sorry if I've made a fool of Humberside, but all those people who called me a sleepwalker; I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep, because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room. Because I'm going to go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am - A F**K-UP! GOODBYE!

Hey Toronto the good, look at-look at this square, it was a sh*thole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York, Manhattan. Where are the bums? There's no bums here. Toronto doesn't have bums. But Waterloo? They're creating bums. They created me! Why? I don't know. Maybe it's the church. Talk to the pope, he knows everything. I've had it. I'm gonna die. How can you die when you're DEAD? Oh, wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified, right?

(rips open shirt)

sigh I'm not going to raise my voice. 'Cos I'm committed to the Lord. I love you.